i like cats, I'm 17, follow meh on insta @bluejeenz

I love you

& um. Yeah..

✌️

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

may-13th:

oh um bae

may-13th:

oh um bae

anchors-ocean:

similar here x

anchors-ocean:

similar here x

kaliforhnia:

i hate being girl sometimes my stomach hurts so fucking bad it feels like someone is literally throwing bricks at my stomach lmao shit fucking hurts 

unpopuler:

kaliforhnia:

moonstresss:

kaliforhnia:

moonstresss:

I want to visit california so bad

how about you visit my blog instead 

close enough

aw i love you <3

kaliforhnia is my favorite personal blog and she is following back all blogs similar to hers! she is super nice also <3

dirkitty:

I CNAT HANDEL THSI OFH WHAT H HW WHDUFUCK

Wtf…. Did I just watch¿

thevirginiamermaid:

Transformed my jewelry mannequin into a mermaid 💙💚🐬💦

thevirginiamermaid:

Transformed my jewelry mannequin into a mermaid 💙💚🐬💦

mockingday:

Watch Emma’s speech and take action

robregal:

This is the proper reaction.

stability:

stability:

the-troyler-phan:

stability:

This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever

Idk which face is the most accurate

update:

after making her popular on the internet and taking her to an arctic monkeys concert she has accepted my friendship 

last update: 
after all ive done for dis bitch she accidently elbowed me in the face and busted open my lip over a pool float

stability:

stability:

the-troyler-phan:

stability:

This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever

Idk which face is the most accurate

update:

after making her popular on the internet and taking her to an arctic monkeys concert she has accepted my friendship 

last update: 

after all ive done for dis bitch she accidently elbowed me in the face and busted open my lip over a pool float

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

userbar:

i used to think

if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done

but now, i have seen the light

image

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

kirbsuperb:

I’m not sure why, but it makes me so happy that they still hang out. 💝